cutie-hanji-zoe:

toxxic-fairyy:

This guy has the biggest balls

i just have one question to ask you son

did she say yes?

"yes"

hell ye

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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h0odrich:

Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo

awkwardexcellence:

but he…..nvm

awkwardexcellence:

but he…..nvm

kansass:

lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me

jthages:

NOT FOOL WITH ME

jthages:

NOT FOOL WITH ME

natmastafunk:

It’s time

natmastafunk:

It’s time

darrynek:

*dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

jeanmarcoing:

FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG

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stupidstagram:

when one of ur friends brings up one of your guilty pleasures nd u gotta act like you don’t know much about what they’re talking about
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omgfrankiero:

IM DYING BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DASHBOARD THEME TO THIS PICTURE OF BILLY RAY CYRUS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
OH MY GOD NO BILLY RAY THAT PIZZA IS NOT FOR YOU

omgfrankiero:

IM DYING BECAUSE I CHANGED MY DASHBOARD THEME TO THIS PICTURE OF BILLY RAY CYRUS AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

OH MY GOD NO BILLY RAY THAT PIZZA IS NOT FOR YOU

dw:

when someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way

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