shaverockandroll:

the only dates i want are tour dates

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

radfemale:

love your vagina, all vaginas are beautiful

semi-attractive:

when u do really well on a test without studyingimage

alphabitches:

finding money in ur pocket like

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I don’t want to be a sweetheart. I want to be the fucking love of your life.
Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Americanah (via kvvvte)

does anyone else have sad days where you just feel like shit for no reason and when someone asks whats wrong you dont know how to reply and you get that feeling in your throat like youre gonna cry and you cant stop it